kaeynine:

“imagine dragons”? i don’t need to, there’s a buncha real ones makin’ posts on tumblr

gauntletqueen:

great-and-small:

great-and-small:

I am constantly thinking about this

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are fully carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

You gotta hear the howl

orientaldespot:

orientaldespot:

orientaldespot:

the way fantasy fans talk of orcs never has hitler particles radiating less than 200 rems

“we are creating the concept for a humanoid species that is defined by exhibiting looks and behaviors seen as Barbaric, Savage and Uncivilized to a majority white audience” <- statement dreamt up by the utterly deranged

its actually really progressive you see. we think the Savage Aggressive Barbarians would make great animalistic dominant tops with huge dicks

thatnoulguyorsomething:

sometiktoksarevalid:

The only correct way to play that tbh

inthetags:

Reblog and tag with your opinions about pokemon as a video game (the new pokemons, the quality of the games, the anime, ect ect)

transgwender616:

Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

fozmeadows:

zeemczed:

baddywronglegs:

zetabrarian:

baddywronglegs:

wanderer-chronicles:

baddywronglegs:

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

Yes.

[tumblr] is a flat circle.

Damn, it sure is huh

We should do this more on this website.

Person 1: -posts-

Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-

I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.

I accept the judgement “unoriginal” and “should have looked it up first” but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr’s search function does fucking suck.

Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.

Originally posted by belowthedot

“I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical” is an all-time banger line.

loisfreakinglane:

aetherograph:

lucidlymelanated:

Your 30s aren’t too late. Don’t let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren’t too late. Don’t let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you’re alive it’s literally never too late

victusinveritas:

Please do not dislike this skull.

rhubarborc1953rev:

honestly it’s kind of upsetting how much of the autism experience is just being shamed out expressing yourself in any way that’s normal for you and learning to keep everything to yourself so you’re not shamed for being weird and then being shamed for being so quiet because it’s also weird to be quiet but if you tell this to anyone else they’ll say “why do you care so much what people think” and that’s when the ancient ape part of your brain gets ready to beat them to death